Quickies: Monday, May 2 2011

> C-SPAN mistakenly (or not so mistakenly?) labels Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson an "actress."

> Dick Cheney (along with George W. Bush and Clinton and a slew of other people) congratulate President Obama on the death of Osama Bin Laden.

> Channing Tatum is set to make a film about male stripper inspired by his own experiences with exotic dancing.

> Wondering what was really being said at the Royal Wedding? A lip reader reveals everything you couldn't make out at home.

> Britneybegins rehearsals for her Femme Fatale Tour.