Quickies: Monday, March 14 2011

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> Jake Gyllenhaal gets in a fight with a man who was trying to take a picture of his junk while he was peeing at a public urinal.

> Pope John Paul II joins Facebook.

> Adam Lambertsays his next album, due out later this year, will be "less campy" and less "high glam."

> Feeling like you need a little pick-me-up? New Zealand is sellingstallion semen energy drinks.

> Jersey Shore's Angelina suggests The Situationis gay.