Chatter: Bristol Palin

"Going out there and winning this would mean a lot. It would be like a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and hate me."

-- Bristol Palin addressing the Dancing With The Stars audience -- and all of America -- during last night's finale. Sadly (for her -- not us), it was Bristol who got the big middle finger when it was announced she came in third place (she was beat out by champ Jennifer Grey and some guy from some Disney kids show).