Twitter was aflutter today after the release of the November issue of
-- all shiny muscles and conspicuously displayed boxer briefs and hand-craddled crotch -- cuddling up on its cover. Inside, the new couple trades compliments like 50 revealing "
If I had the wish to be another artist, just for right now, it would be Soulja Boy.
" Any other skeletons you two would like to let out of your -- ahem -- closets?
We kid. We kid! Actually, it's kind of nice to see two straight guys getting cozy on the cover of a magazine. Especially if one of those straight guys has recently come under fire for homophobic remarks. If, perchance, you two are interested in gracing our cover, holler at us.