Scotland Scandalized by Anatomically Correct Chocolate

We love things shaped like penises. Especially penises. But this chocolate likeness that a Scottish woman found in her bag of Cadbury's Nibbles is the best ever. As reported in the Scottish Sun, Elizabeth McClure was munching away when she came across (as it were) the tumescent candy, and choked on it. Not literally. She's demanding an apology anywy, claiming no way was it a random act of choccy-making: "I can take a joke but any child could have found this. It is vile -- the level of detail is disgusting and I felt sick."

A Cadbury's spokesman said, drily: "It appears some of the Nibbles have melted. We will of course offer a full refund if the consumer is unhappy."

She should sell it as art, rather than moan about it...

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Image via the Scottish Sun