Scotland to Ban Porn Pin-Ups in Prison

Being a failed gay criminal in Scotland is probably no fun at the best of times, but under a new draft law, if you are all of these and end up behind bars in that tiny rain-soaked nation, it could get even grimmer.

The Scottish prison service wants to ban “lags” (as they call jailbirds in old British movies) from having naughty pictures up on their cell walls. That means all full-frontals (of men and women) would be banned, but what they call “page three” type images in Britain -- basically topless with no pubes on display -- will be all right.

Which is just enough to drive incarcerated, frustrated young men to THINK about what they’re missing, but not enough to … well, anyway, it’ll cause problems, mark our words. And before you say that it will just mean more real action for those jailed gays who like that sort of thing, remember Scotland is not Oz, and the majority of prisoners aren’t Chris Keller … in fact none of them are.

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