Chatter: Michael Lucas

"Since you will be meeting with the Prime Minister of Canada today, I urge you to make what I detail below an item on your agenda. I know that one of your points of discussion will be coordinating our nation's economic stimulus plan with Canada's. Farts! and Piss!, just two of the productions that were denied importation into Canada, are highly successful titles from my Lucas Raunch line. As our economy teeters on the brink of total collapse, it would be foolish to deny access of such a high quality, proven money maker onto shelves of the Great White North's porn stores."

-- From a letter porn star, director, and producer Michael Lucas recently wrote to President Obama in an effort to get his hit films Farts! and Piss! -- currently outlawed in Canada -- on store shelves in the country.