"I say stuff like 'oopsie-daisy.' Growing up, I didn't feel cool. I didn't fit into any crowd. 'Geek' is not a word anyone uses to describe me, though, except perhaps [Confessions on a Dance Floor producer] Stewart Price, who once said, 'You know, you're a nerd at heart, nobody knows it." I took it as a compliment. I'm silly and geeky and nerdy and not cool."