David Hasselhoff gets serenaded -- by a man -- on America's Got Talent

Last night on the premiere of America's Got Talent (the low rent version of American Idol), David Johnson, a loan officer from Washington, was able to finally, triumphantly make one of his childhood dreams come true: serenading former Bay Watch-er turned talent competition judge David Hasselhoff.

With lyrics like "I bought your Speedo off Ebay too, / But I can't fill them out like you" and "I would spoon you even if you had the flu," Johnson not only won over the audience (who initially boo-ed his bland tune), but even Hasselhoff himself who responded, "I'm honored and humbled that someone would write a song like that for me. I'm sad that he's a man." We say, these days you should get it where you can, Hoff.

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