"What guy who loves girls wouldn't be angry about that ...? I didn't sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay."
-- Country singer Kenny Chesney's asserting that he is not -- we repeat -- is not a homo. We can't say we're too bummed about that.