Quickies: Hermès heir on attack, men and their botox and more

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Heir to the Hermes throne, Mathias Guerrand-Hermes, goes for low blows. He appeared in court on Wednesday on charges that he assaulted an airline captain en route from Paris to New York by grabbing the pilot's crotch and trying to punch him. He apparently became so unruly that he had to be handcuffed, shackled and tied to a seat in the first-class compartment, officials said. [NYT]

Tyson Beckford (pictured) blinged out his (hot) bod at the Africa Rising charity event last night. Chiseled pecs and diamonds? Now that's a girl's best friend.

Former Project Runway contestant Jack Mackenroth designed a wedding dress completely made of condoms. Created for the "Condom Couture" charity fashion show for Project Inform in San Francisco, with all those rubbers on hand, the dress is perfect for the soon-to-be honeymooning couple and drunk wedding crashers alike. [Blogging Project Runway]

Guess what? Men get Botox, too! While us gays have been pumping our faces full of the stuff for years, now the straights are on board too. Isn't solidarity wonderful? [NYT]

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