For that special just-got-laid smell...

Sometimes it's easy to overlook the most important part of a long profile, especially when it's approximately the 184th such piece about Tom Ford to be published in as many hours.

Buried deep within the lengthy New York magazine article -- from which certain details about Ford's relative measurements were apparently excised before going to print -- is this offhanded statement about his new store's "perfumery of Estee Lauder-produced scents."

Ford has said that they are supposed to smell like the sweat of a man's balls. A woman wants a man to smell like a man, he thinks.

Sorry for, um, missing the ball our last time around.