Mere Details

The May issue of the gayest not-officially-gay magazine just went up on the web. Inside next month's Details: Orlando Bloom gets seminaked and moody for the camera.

Tommy Hilfiger declares:

"When you're in L.A., you almost want to wear khaki cargo pants and a T-shirt just because it's so accepted there. Nobody shaves; nobody combs their hair; nobody wears socks."

And this fun quiz: verdict face or o-face?

Want to get your nasty rumors fix, and find out which celeb was crazy enough to take Michael Jackson's advice on finding a plastic surgeon? Popnography has the story.

Extra: Orlando Bloom's hilarious appearance on HBO's "Extras", in which he unsuccessfully tries to seduce Maggie, the hapless aspiring actress (courtesy of YouTube).