Don't Call It a Blog, it's a Scene!

Anna Wintour said she didn't want a blog, and she didn't get one. Vogue's new Scene reads like Tatler from the time of Dickens and Willkie Collins. Long-winded and florid, but we kinda like it:

"The room was beautiful, complete with elegant ebony-colored picnic tables with an abundance of red anemones and blue and white lilacs. The far wall was all glass with the extraordinary neon view of the city plus Central Park. But all eyes were on the women. Best-dressed? Eleanor Lembo Ylvisaker in a short, black dress--a Mainbocher-like 1950s top with inverted bulb skirt, by the British fashion house Preen."