Questions for Which AskJeeves.com Has No Suitable Answer

1. Do I look fat in this? 2. What is the meaning of life? 3. Whither shall I wander? 4. Is this going to be on the test? 5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 6. Should I cut the blue wire or the green wire? 7. Just where do you think youre going at this hour? 8. Could you launder these three pants and these two shirts, but dry-clean this last one, and light starch only please? 9. Whats with your hair today? 10. What color do Smurfs turn when you choke them? 11. Am I gay?