Not on My Gay TV!

Just because there are now several gay TV channels offering everything from queer reality shows to Golden Girls re-runs, that doesnt mean that every homo with a show idea is going to be making it to the airwaves soon. Here are some show ideas that you wont see on your gay TV. The Anita Bryant/Pat Robertson News Report The k.d. lang Makeover Show Elton Johns Interior Design on a Budget Sewing with Nancy: Who Needs Designer Clothing When You Can Make Your Own? Jay McCarrolls Etiquette Hour Fred Phelps Sermonette Gay on $10 a Day Ask Dr. Laura Re-Runs of The 700 Club