A Conservative Pundit Is Really Scared About Wayne Brady Being Pan

Matt Walsh (an adult man) says pansexuals are "scary" because he doesn't know who they're attracted to: "Other people have a right to know if they are potential objects of your sexual fantasies" pic.twitter.com/jZJi8YSlBH

— Jason S. Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) August 8, 2023

In a clip from The Matt Walsh Show, Walsh can be seen talking about Brady’s coming out, and saying that “other people have a right to know if they are potential objects of your sexual fantasies.”

“That’s why it’s not fair to walk around and say ‘I’m attracted to anyone, anyone at all. No one’s safe,’” he started. “Now, if there’s like a group of people sitting in a room with Wayne Brady – it's a diverse group – you’ve got an overweight 65-year-old man, you’ve got a young woman, whatever. Everyone’s sitting around, and they’re all thinking ‘He could be attracted to any of us right now.’”

“It’s scary. It’s like some kind of Agatha Christie novel in a weird way,” he concluded.

We thought we left this kind of childish thinking back in middle school, but homophobia still rears its ugly head.

In the clip, Walsh also calls being pansexual “a lack of commitment” and urges Brady to “pick a side.”

These fears are all theoretical, of course. In real life, it's more likely that no one is attracted to Matt Walsh.