Our mother and savior Britney Spears has revealed the secret to lifelong happiness in a backstage interview with Access Hollywood following her speech at the GLAAD Media Awards.
Spears was confronted with a photo of her and GLAAD presenter Ricky Martin back in 1999, a day in her life which she could simply not remember.
"The secret to happiness: no memory," she explained, before adding to "Live in the moment."
This is good news for us, as we can't even remember what happened this weekend, let alone years ago.
Spears will embark on a world tour this year, bringing her Vegas residency Piece of Me across America, Europe, and the United Kingdom.
Check out the clip below: