Scott Eastwood Looking for a New Bitch, Experiments with Pussy, in Bachelor Spoof

Really, really, really ridicuously good-looking Hollywood progeny Scott Eastwood doesn't have to worry about living up to his father Clint's Oscar-winning legacy because he's too busy trying to find the pooch of his dreams in Funny or Die's spoof of The Bachelor.

Scott's just looking for a fine, four-legged friend who won't watch him when he's having sex. With a lady. Eastwood is sure to make clear that he's no caninesexual. But when a stray cat wanders in, he contemplates a life of kitty lovin'.

Eventually, Scott finds a lucky pup, who'll get to lick up on this everyday.

Lucky bitch.