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Your Favorite Porn Actors Remixed '12 Days of Christmas' With Sex Toys

A triptych of porn performers styled in Christmas garb.

I'm sorry San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus, but I'm going to have to give it to them.

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It's that time of year! Time to sing -- and remix -- a few classic jingles. We already have the famed rework of "Jingle Bell Rock," which is truly a must-listen, and now Beaux Banks, and a few of his friends are bringing us their version of "12 Days of Christmas." With sex toys in tow!

"I just came up with this sexy version of a Christmas classic," Banks tells his porn performing friends JJ Knight, Zario Travezz, Nic Sahara, and Dirk Caber, who are gathered around a piano and decked out in festive gear. "You guys want to try it?" The group agrees, and Caber -- who is also a pretty talented musician IRL -- launches straight into it. We love a man who gets straight to the point.

The remix replaces all of the festive items we know with ... well festive items of a different sort, provided by Adam Male -- it's a commercial you guys, that's how it works. Among the options: twisted rimmers, vibrators, whips, paddles and slings. You know, the things that really get you in the mood for giving. Oh! And 'a neon purple Clone a Willy."

I really can't emphasize this enough: We love to see it.

To sweeten the deal, the company is giving shoppers 50 percent off during the holidays when the use the code MERRY. So give my friends. Give to the special someone, or someones, in your life. There are few gifts better dubbed as "stocking stuffers."

Porn performer Dirk Caber dressed as Santa Claus.Beaux Banks wearing underwear and a Christmas hat, kneeling on a carpet.

And if you can't afford any of the toys, we're gifting you with these photos sent over by the company. The models are wearing Cheap Undies and Andrew Christian.

Porn performer JJ Knight in his underwear.

Porn performer Dirk Caber dressed as Santa Claus.Porn performer Zario sitting in front of the fire in his underwear.Three porn performers posing as Santa's little helpers.

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Mikelle Street

Mikelle is the former editorial director of digital for PrideMedia, guiding digital editorial and social across Out, The Advocate, Pride.com, Out Traveler, and Plus. After starting as a freelancer for Out in 2013, he joined the staff as Senior Editor working across print and digital in 2018. In early 2021 he became Out's digital director, marking a pivot to content that centered queer and trans stories and figures, exclusively. In September 2021, he was promoted to editorial director of PrideMedia. He has written cover stories on Ricky Martin, Miss Fame, Nyle DiMarco, Jeremy O. Harris, Law Roach, and Symone.

Mikelle is the former editorial director of digital for PrideMedia, guiding digital editorial and social across Out, The Advocate, Pride.com, Out Traveler, and Plus. After starting as a freelancer for Out in 2013, he joined the staff as Senior Editor working across print and digital in 2018. In early 2021 he became Out's digital director, marking a pivot to content that centered queer and trans stories and figures, exclusively. In September 2021, he was promoted to editorial director of PrideMedia. He has written cover stories on Ricky Martin, Miss Fame, Nyle DiMarco, Jeremy O. Harris, Law Roach, and Symone.