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Taking A Moment to Ask Henry Cavill to Regrow His Mustache

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Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP

Henry, we speak directly to you now: please grow her back.

A few things to consider: Henry Cavill (with his mustache) is the hottest person alive.

Mission Impossible: Fallout is actually comedy gold, and when Henry shook out his arms in a preparation punch (see below) he earned a Golden Globe nomination.

Henry shaved his mustache off back in March, and posted this funny yet sad ode to his lip hair to the tune of Sarah McLachlan:

Since shaving, the world has experienced growing international tensions, continued oppression by the Trump administration, and a summer spent drenched in existential dread. We've lost access to such opportunities as her:

And her:

And certainly her:

Henry without his mustache is just not the same. So Henry, while we will always support you, we must beg you, for the good of the planet: please, please, grow! Her! Back!

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