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Taking A Moment to Ask Henry Cavill to Regrow His Mustache
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Henry, we speak directly to you now: please grow her back.
August 01 2018 9:59 AM EST
August 01 2018 9:59 AM EST
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A few things to consider: Henry Cavill (with his mustache) is the hottest person alive.
Mission Impossible: Fallout is actually comedy gold, and when Henry shook out his arms in a preparation punch (see below) he earned a Golden Globe nomination.
Henry shaved his mustache off back in March, and posted this funny yet sad ode to his lip hair to the tune of Sarah McLachlan:
Since shaving, the world has experienced growing international tensions, continued oppression by the Trump administration, and a summer spent drenched in existential dread. We've lost access to such opportunities as her:
And her:
And certainly her:
Henry without his mustache is just not the same. So Henry, while we will always support you, we must beg you, for the good of the planet: please, please, grow! Her! Back!
