I don’t personally find Andy Cohen attractive, but apparently plenty of people do and think he’s a “daddy,” which I honestly don’t think you can call someone who makes rich women fight for a living, but whatever. If you’re part of the “Andy Cohen is a daddy” camp, whew, hold on to your wigs, because Cohen is now literally going to be a daddy: he’s having a baby through a surrogate.
Cohen announced the news on late night’s bitchiest show, What What Happens Live, which he also hosts. “I am grateful to be able to live my dream every day and grateful to you for coming along for the ride. I don’t take any of it for granted and throughout it I’ve always tried to be as transparent as possible. I overshare and I expect everyone around me to do the same,” he told his viewers, who I suspect are made up of nurses on break, gay guys douching for their Grindr trade and my mom who has already fallen asleep but the TV is still on.
“Tonight, I want you to be the first to know that after many years of careful deliberation, a fair amount of prayers, and the benefit of science, if all goes according to plan in about six weeks time, I’m going to become a father,” Cohen, agetk, said.
“Thanks to a wonderful surrogate who is carrying my future. Family means everything to me and having one of my own I’ve wanted in my heart for my entire life and though it’s taking me longer than most to get there, I cannot wait for what I envision to be the most rewarding chapter yet.” Maybe he’ll give the baby Lisa Rinna’s cursed bunny rabbit that has been haunting the Watch What Happens clubhouse since Kim Richards rejected it? Anyway, mazel!