Everything might seem terrible in the world right now but at least we can all agree on one thing: Frank Ocean's dope glittery ass proved that homeboy can like... get it. The Blonde singer and actual human embodiment of an angel celebrated his 30th birthday on Saturday with a lavish, Paris is Burning-themed party that featured the singer in a pair of skin-tight sequin trousers that may have pushed us into a psychosexual existential crisis.
Alongside his buns, the party's guest list included Tyler, the Creator, SZA, and Drag Race stars Gia Gunn, Shangela, and Kim Chi. There was an Eiffel Tower theme birthday cake, a Voguing contest, and a catwalk. Oh, and Joan the Scammer was there to sing happy birthday. It was, in short, the best party we'd never get invited to.
We're sorry, Jennifer Garner, but if anyone is "30, flirty, and thriving," it's Frank Ocean.
\u201cFrank Ocean walking at his birthday ball. Go tf off \ud83d\ude2d\u201d