We'd pretty much chopped up this season of American Horror Story to be 85% just Sarah Paulson moaning and creeping through dark rooms. And while this clip is absolutely no exception to that rule, we've now discovered another reason to keep up with Cult: Colton Haynes gets plowed rather ravenously by Billy Eichner.
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It's a match none of us could have predicted--who would have thought the two gay actors on the show would end up having sex with each other?--but to our delight, the scene is hot, full of grunting, and features shots of Sarah Paulson's quivering face between thrusts.
Haynes plays a detective on AHS' new season, while Eichner plays Paulson's weird new neighbor. But you don't really care about that, do you. You're just looking to see some softcore A-list action, and the only thing standing between your eyes and shots of Haynes' throwing his head back in ecstasy while Eichner humps are the words I currently type. So I understand. I'm done now. Here's the scene:
If you really have some time to kill, it's worth noting that people are responding to the sex pairing with some really fun memes:
\u201c@ColtonLHaynes @billyeichner Me wasting no time hitting record on my dvr\u201d— Matt Medina (@Matt Medina) 1507674613
\u201c@ColtonLHaynes @billyeichner \u201d— \u211c\ud835\udd2c\ud835\udd1f\ud835\udd22\ud835\udd2f\ud835\udd31 \u211c\ud835\udd22\ud835\udd2b\ud835\udd22\u2728 (@\u211c\ud835\udd2c\ud835\udd1f\ud835\udd22\ud835\udd2f\ud835\udd31 \u211c\ud835\udd22\ud835\udd2b\ud835\udd22\u2728) 1507672149
And if you just need the GIF for your archives:
\u201c@ColtonLHaynes @billyeichner https://t.co/DdBZf2snnR\u201d— American Horror Story News (@American Horror Story News) 1507778948
