We'd pretty much chopped up this season of American Horror Story to be 85% just Sarah Paulson moaning and creeping through dark rooms. And while this clip is absolutely no exception to that rule, we've now discovered another reason to keep up with Cult: Colton Haynes gets plowed rather ravenously by Billy Eichner.
It's a match none of us could have predicted—who would have thought the two gay actors on the show would end up having sex with each other?—but to our delight, the scene is hot, full of grunting, and features shots of Sarah Paulson's quivering face between thrusts.
Haynes plays a detective on AHS' new season, while Eichner plays Paulson's weird new neighbor. But you don't really care about that, do you. You're just looking to see some softcore A-list action, and the only thing standing between your eyes and shots of Haynes' throwing his head back in ecstasy while Eichner humps are the words I currently type. So I understand. I'm done now. Here's the scene:
et voila pic.twitter.com/uJ1rJ9o9IH
— James Besanvalle (@JamesBesanvalle) October 12, 2017
If you really have some time to kill, it's worth noting that people are responding to the sex pairing with some really fun memes:
Me wasting no time hitting record on my dvr pic.twitter.com/CtMFl1ljg4
— Matt Medina (@Matt_Medina) October 10, 2017
— →Robert Rene (@ItsRobertBitch) October 10, 2017
And if you just need the GIF for your archives:
— AHS Cult (@ahsfxnews1) October 12, 2017