This Fierce 8-Year-Old Learned to Paint His Face for the Gods

Joey Killmeyer is doing his part to teach the children. Having recently received his MAC lessons certification, Killmeyer spread the wealth of his knowledge to young Ethan, whose awesomely cool mom just wants him to explore his identity and live his life.

Killmeyer shared the finished product and it looks like Ethan is a friggin' natural:

A great lady once belted, "I believe the children are our future." And if this is our future, we're all gonna be snatching tens well into the 2030s.

Now who do I have to slap to get Ethan on the next season of Drag Race?