Rihanna, File for Bankruptcy — Miss Piggy Now Owns 'BBHMM'

Miss Piggy was the baddest bitch on the block before Rihanna was even born so it's only appropriate that the Porcine Prima Donna take a swing (or karate chop) at the Bajan Sensation's bad bitch anthem of the summer.

Vulture did God's work and remixed Miss Piggy to "Bitch Better Have My Money -- a la "Fuck the Pain Away" -- and the results are...

Get a shot of Louis XIII for Miss Piggy's "BBHMM":

Les Fabian Brathwaite -- callin' Kermie if you think that you gon' knock her off the top