Frankly, I'm surprised that it's taken this long for a parody of Rihanna's proletariat anthem, "Bitch Better Have My Money," to hit the internet. The absolute banger and it's accompanying snuff film music video are ripe for parody.
Thankfully, Adrian Anchondo, the man behind "Dunkin Love," "In-N-Out Mission," "The Hillary Song," is reaching for the brass ring.
"Do you know how difficult it is to rap next to this hot straight guy? Definitely the sexiest Harry Potter I've seen," Anchondo tells Out. " When I was looking up pictures for the video, I couldn't believe how many pornographic illustrations there were for Harry Potter. There are fan fiction websites that have some pretty nasty story lines for our favorite characters."
It's not hard to imagine some competition between Harry and Ron over Hermione and Money/Hermione is a pretty good slant rhyme, so it works. Check it out below.
*I apologize for that. That was shameful.
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