John Oliver Debuts His Fan-Fic SATC 3 Script

Sarah Jessica Parker whipped SATC fans into a cosmo-colored frenzy by hinting that there may be a third installment in the Sex and the City film franchise. Sadly for those hoping to see Carrie and the girls go on some highflying adventures, that's not the case. SJP is just launching a fashion line.

But don't fret, because this story has a tastefully designed and well-stitched silver lining. John Oliver, the adorable host of Last Week Tonight, has penned a fan fiction script for SATC 3 that he's hoping to get off the ground. Sure, it's less rom-com and more cannibal murder porno, but it'll still probably be better than the second movie.