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Biggest Bitch: Santana Lopez (Naya Rivera)
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Best Dressed: Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer)
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Most Likely to Become a Disco Diva: Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley)
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Most Likely to Rain on Your Parade: Rachel Berry (Lea Michele)
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Best Dancer (tie): Brittany S. Pierce (Heather Morris) and Mike Chang (Harry Shum Jr.)
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Most Likely to Become a Rent Boy: Sam Evans (Chord Overstreet)
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Cutest Couple: Klaine (Colfer and Darren Criss)
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Craziest Bitch: Quinn Fibray (Dianna Agron)
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Biggest Diva: Unique (Alex Newell)
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Best Hair: Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison)
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Should Have Her Own Spin-Off: April Rhodes (Kristen Chenoweth)
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Most Likely to Overthrow the Government of a Small Island-Nation: Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)
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Best Performance That's Not "Don't Stop Believin'": "Rumor Has It/Someone Like You"
Gayest Performance: "Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy"
Les Fabian Brathwaite, most likely to get turnt up.