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Biggest Bitch: Santana Lopez (Naya Rivera)

Best Dressed: Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer)

Most Likely to Become a Disco Diva: Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley)

Most Likely to Rain on Your Parade: Rachel Berry (Lea Michele)

Best Dancer (tie): Brittany S. Pierce (Heather Morris) and Mike Chang (Harry Shum Jr.)

Most Likely to Become a Rent Boy: Sam Evans (Chord Overstreet)

Cutest Couple: Klaine (Colfer and Darren Criss)

Craziest Bitch: Quinn Fibray (Dianna Agron)

Biggest Diva: Unique (Alex Newell)

Best Hair: Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison)

Should Have Her Own Spin-Off: April Rhodes (Kristen Chenoweth)

Most Likely to Overthrow the Government of a Small Island-Nation: Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch)

Best Performance That's Not "Don't Stop Believin'": "Rumor Has It/Someone Like You"
Gayest Performance: "Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy"
Les Fabian Brathwaite, most likely to get turnt up.