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In Absurd Video Christian Coach Warns That “Male Butt Sex Is Not Convenient”

In Absurd Video Christian Coach Warns That “Male Butt Sex Is Not Convenient”

Christian Coach Warns That “Male Butt Sex Is Not Convenient”
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"It’s about a diabolical, demonic activity that is eating our young children.”

The same high school football coach who was previously sued by the ACLU for forcing his players to pray, now has some strong words for gay men when it comes to anal, "It's about a diabolical, demonic activity that is eating our young children."

The Christian crusader who simply goes by "Coach Dave" seems preoccupied by the cleanliness aspect of anal sex.

"When you walk into Wendy's and you go to the bathroom before you get your hamburger, there is a sign that says, 'All employees must wash their hands before returning to work.' Why is that? Because it is dirty down there!"

Perhaps if all gay men hung a sign in their bedroom that read "all men must wash anuses," Coach Dave would approve.

Seemingly unaware that straight people have anal sex, the coach also said, "Male butt sex is not convenient. It's fruitless."

As someone who may have had anal sex with another man once or twice before in my lifetime, I can safely say that there is some truth to the inconvenience aspect, which is why God also gave us mouths to perform oral. It's also why we have douches, and since God created mankind and mankind created douches, I think it's logical to say that God is the ultimate creator of douches.

Enjoy watching Dave's homophobic rant below, because honestly, it borders hilarious absurdity.

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