Shall I compare thee to a summerāsā¦penis?
Ok, so maybe thatās not the exact Shakespeare quote, but now that summer is officially in full swing, big things are happening to dicks in warmer climates.
āSummer penisā is a colloquial term the internet has been abuzz about for a while now, and itās easy to see why. This temporary size increase would be a boon to most gay men who would love to see their bulges grow right when itās time to start wearing Speedos to the beach.
But is the āsummer penisā phenomenon a real thing or just a fiction created by people on the internet looking to go viral?
What is a summer penis?
What is a summer penis?
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Winter can be rough for people who worry about shrinkage, but if you love being not just a grower but a shower too, then summer is where itās at.
Summer penis is a phenomenon where your flaccid penis size increases in response to the warmer weather in the summertime. This term is not to be confused with summer penile syndrome, where tiny mites called chiggers and plants like poison ivy cause an allergic reaction that leads to rapid swelling and an itchy rash around the genitals.
āA summer penis is a phenomenon where the penis looks bigger and thicker when itās hot outside, and while itās real, the penis just looks bigger when being soft ā you wonāt get a bigger erection,ā Sofie Roos, a bisexual licensed sexologist, relationship therapist and author at relationship magazine Passionerad, tells Out. āSo one can say that the summer is a good time of the year for everyone whoād like a big āshower.ā"
But LGBTQ+ dating and sex expert Noah Heymann, who is the self-proclaimed āgo-to coach for gay bears, chubs, and chasersā at DateCoach.com, calls summer penis a āphallus-yā (pun intended!) because any increase in size you notice when it starts to get hot wonāt last the whole summer.
āSummer penis is the common misconception that flaccid penises are larger in the summer,ā he says. āThe reality is that the change in flaccid penis size ā larger when warm and smaller when cold ā are temporary within a matter of minutes, not seasonal.ā
Why does penis size fluctuate due to heat?
Why does penis size fluctuate due to heat?
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Summer penis may be a trending term on the internet, but whether the results last the whole time youāre out in the heat, or just a few minutes like Heymann says, the science is the same, and itās all about the blood vessels.
When temperatures drop, the muscles in the penis contract, limiting blood flow and causing āshrinkageā in order to preserve core temperature. But when the weather warms up, the exact opposite happens and "the body dilates blood vessels near the surface to dump heat,ā Heymann explains.
This means that while your package may look more prominent when you're lying on the beach, you may see the opposite reaction from your body if you jump into a cold ocean. Plus, Roos says this growth below the belt isnāt something thatās lasting and wonāt help you out in the bedroom because āa summer penis really doesn't make any difference for sexual function and satisfaction ā itās more about a temporary impact that in some niche situations, such as if being on a nude beach, can be something that really changes how youāre feeling in a positive way.ā
Can you keep this size increase in size once summer is over?
Can you keep this size increase in size once summer is over?
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Once the weather starts to cool down, so does any size increase you might have noticed while outside in the heat. āSummer penis is a fallacy, and there is no way to maintain larger flaccid penis size,ā Heymann explains.
But is there any way to hang onto the literal big dick energy the summer heat gives you? According to Roos, no. āThe short answer is that you canāt as this is an effect of the body trying to cool down, so unless youād like to go around with electrically heated boxers, you just have to appreciate the shrunken winter penis by remembering that it fulfills an important function,ā she says.
Do gay men care about summer penis?
Do gay men care about summer penis?
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According to Heymann, the great thing about being a queer man is that while being well-endowed may be coveted by some, there are also plenty of sexual scenarios where size just doesnāt matter.
āMost men wish their flaccid (and erect) penis were bigger. However, this feeling is slightly less universal among gay men than straight men,ā he says. āGays might appreciate the logistical advantages of an average or small penis for oral or anal sex, or aesthetically prefer a smaller penis like the Romans and Greeks did, or take on sexual roles that donāt have an expectation of a large penis, or have examined and deconstructed their sexuality and self-image to a greater extent.ā
Roos, who works mainly with queer men in her practice, says that for some people, a summer penis can be a boost to their self-esteem, which can make them feel āhotterā and āmake them better at flirting and have a greater time in bed, even though the penis isnāt affected during erection.ā
But Roos also recommends not banking on a summer heat wave helping you to fill out your Speedo, since for some men, itās "a highly noticeable phenomenon, while others barely see any difference ā and both are fully normal.ā
Sources cited:
Sofie Roos is a bisexual licensed sexologist, relationship therapist, and author at relationship magazine Passionerad.
Noah Heymann is an LGBTQ+ dating and sex expert at DateCoach.com.





