Sarah Silverman to Scissor Billionaire for $100 Million for Obama
The comedienne promises to bring Sheldon Adelson to climax, for a big Obama donation
July 16 2012 5:10 PM EST
February 05 2015 9:27 PM EST
With the election season heating up, both candidates are trying to get as much money in the coffers as they possibly can. Casino magnate, Sheldon Adelson, has pledged to give Mitt Romney, $100 million dollars to defeat Barack Obama. In an effort to put a stop to this, funny-woman Sarah Silverman proffered an "indecent proposal" to the multi-billionaire. In exchange for giving that hundred million to Obama, Silverman promises to scissor the 78-year-old tycoon to climax. Sure, a lot of billionaires are giving money to Romney, but "How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini-bottomed Jewess with big naturals?" asks Silverman. Seems like pretty sound logic to us. You can sign the petition at www.ScissorSheldon.com, and you can check out the video below.