Perez Hilton Debuts His Bikini Body

Forget Dujardin, Gosling, and Clooney. Let's all crush on Perez!

J/K. But seriously, he's transformed himself into an entirely different person! Just check out these Jezebel photos of Hilton at Logo's NewNowNext Awards. I mean, I'm trying to ignore the fact that he's essentially walking down the red carpet half-naked (only Cher can pull that off), because I want to focus on the positive: He's trim, he's toned, and he's tanned. Cray!

I'm assuming that this is the result of dieting, daily exercise, and extreme spraytanning -- and if so, then props to Hilton.