Captain America: The Sentinel of Sensuali -- er... Liberty

There are some things in life that just go perfectly together: Mentos and Diet Coke, Lady GaGa and raw meat, Captain America and pornography -- wait, what? Just in time for Independence Day and Marvel's Captain America: The First Avenger movie, the most patriotic porn of all time, Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody hits shelves today harder than Cap's trusty shield. Fighting for truth, justice and a bottomless libido, this interpretation of Captain America has "win" written all over it.

While now would be the perfect time to sign off with ""Nuff Said!" were left pondering one more thing -- Red Skull won't be having his own "starring scene," will he?

Sadly, this is yet another Extreme Comixxx porno featuring a straight superhero. When will we get a feature starring Northstar or Batwoman?

-- FLASH STEINBEISER

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