Annoying things celebritiessay: "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can." Thanks Gwenyth Paltrow. We'd rather smoke crack than listen to you blabber on about eating -- so there.
Is John Galliano going to design for TopShop? No, says the company.
Paris Hilton is featured in this month's V Magazine, dedicated to transformations. She looks amazing, mainly because she doesn't look like herself.
Anna Wintour did not see Alaia's first couture show (Cathy Horyn did, though, and loved it -- obviously) in a bajillion years -- the two hate each other, remember!? Instead, she was at the Harry Potterpremiere with her niece.
Um, hey TOMS -- its awesome that you're giving kids free shoes and all but the whole partnering with an anti-gay, anti-choice group? Not so cool.