Morning Cheat Sheet: Bjork's Swan Dress on Twitter, Kate Middleton's First Wardrobe Malfunction, Gwenyth Paltrow Says Annoying Things

Random things we learned today: Bjork's infamous Swan Dress has its own Twitter account.

The moment we've all been waiting for: Kate Middleton's first wardrobe malfunction.

Annoying things celebrities say: "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can." Thanks Gwenyth Paltrow. We'd rather smoke crack than listen to you blabber on about eating -- so there.

Is John Galliano going to design for TopShop? No, says the company.

Paris Hilton is featured in this month's V Magazine, dedicated to transformations. She looks amazing, mainly because she doesn't look like herself.

Anna Wintour did not see Alaia's first couture show (Cathy Horyn did, though, and loved it -- obviously) in a bajillion years -- the two hate each other, remember!? Instead, she was at the Harry Potterpremiere with her niece.

Um, hey TOMS -- its awesome that you're giving kids free shoes and all but the whole partnering with an anti-gay, anti-choice group? Not so cool.