Morning Cheat Sheet: Lady Gaga Writes, American Apparel Loses Money and Princess Bea Auctions Off the Best Hat EVER

Princess Beatrice is auctioning off her fabulous Royal Wedding hat! How could she bare to part with it?

She's got some life in her yet! Gagaflips-off the crowd at the Robin Hood Foundation Gala, where the humorless rich people literally give money to the poor, thusly skipping the best part of the Robin Hood series: the stealing aspect.

American Aparel only lost $20 million last quarter! And apparently thats a good thing!(?)

When Vogue makes a boo boo, Annamakes it disappear -- forever.

Speaking of Gaga, the release of today's V Magazine marks her debut as writer. Two nuggets from her column that we we enjoyed: "There is no chicken or egg." and "The past undergoes mitosis, becoming the originality of the future." Damn, girl, she's a natural! Best of all, though, New York Times writer Eric Wilson gives her "props!"

Maxim's sex tips aren't so appealing.