A Sassy Gay Friend Would Have Saved Natalie Portman in Black Swan

As many of you know, having a sassy gay friend will save you plenty of trouble in your life. Some people are in need of a slap in the face from time to time, and who better to deliver the blow than a friend who can give you the verbal smack-down and do a mean Cher impersonation? No one, that's who. Our favorite sassy gay friend has now decided to dispense some advice to Nina Sayers, otherwise known as Natalie Portman in Black Swan. If you ask us, this is the perfect example of how having a gay friend just might save your life one day. So anyone who has a sassy gay friend out there (ed note: Angie, that means you) take him out for a night of drinks....soon.