Quickies: Wednesday, January 12 2011

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> JWoww from MTV's Jersey Shore is "kinda upset" that gay marriage is still illegal in New York and took to Twitter to vent about it.

> Hillary Clinton has asked that "mother" and "father" be returned to passport application forms after conservatives called their removal in favor of "parent 1" and "parent 2" an attack on family values. Now, the forms will read "mother or parent 1" and "father or parent 2." That just about covers it -- everyone happy?

> The Verizon iPhone is (almost) here! It'll finally be available on February 10.

> Penthouse is gearing up to launch a 3D porn chan nel. Can Michael Lucas be far behind?

> Lady Gaga's head choreographer, Laurieann Gibson, confirms that the singer will perform at the Grammys on February 13 -- the same day her new single, "Born This Way," debuts on iTunes.