Morning Cheat Sheet: Whitney's New Reality Show, Kelly Cutrone's New Reality Show, American Apparel is Still Sleazy

This hurts our soul a little bit: Whitney Eve designer Whitney Port's newest reality show gig is hosting a program where she has to help find "the perfect Ken." WTF?

In other news hailing from MTV's The City Kelly Cutrone is looking for 18-23 year olds who want to showcase their "talents and passhions" for her new reality show. Could that be you?

Marc Jacobs has released -- you guessed it! -- a shoelace.

Now that Kate Middleton will become a royal, her name cannot be used to endorse any products, and anyone who does so can be sued for "tens of thousands of pounds."

Model Miranda Kerr had actor Orlando Bloom's baby boy in Los Angeles over the weekend.

American Apparelads: NSFW again, just the way you remember them.