Morning Cheat Sheet: Nuns on Broadway, Jon Hamm's Crotch, Justin Bieber's Nail Polish

Thank you, Jesus! Sister Act is coming to a Broadway stage near you.

Jon Hamm has a big penis. Don't believe us? Gawker has proof.

Racked has a new guest columnist, mysteriously named Doll, who's transgendered.

Justin Biebermade nail polish? So confused.

We're surprised it took this long. Snooki now says she wants her own clothing line.