Breaking: Brad Goreski and Rachel Zoe to Part Ways

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Bananas! We die! Brad Goreski, Rachel Zoe's 'gay husband', will be parting ways with the frail stylist/entrepreneur to embark on his own endeavors. People reports that the split is amicable, and will be effective October 1st (as in Friday, kids). Wow, we did not see this one coming, especially since Goreski was recently promoted due to the departure of Rachel's former assistant Taylor Jacobson (who, if you watch the show, you now know is a terrible person, thief, etc.)

Rachel made this statement:

"We couldn't stop hugging and we couldn't stop crying. He did this with such class and elegance. And I get it. I just told him, 'I'm here for you always.'"

Well isn't that just too sweet? Puppy dogs and moonbeams for everyone, so it seems. What this really means, though, is that there is an opening over at Team Zoe. Those are some pretty big brogues to fill though, but there's no better name to have on your resume than Ms. Zoe, so if you think you're up for tracking down the latest Lanvin or pulling Pucci off models' backs in Milan, apply now.