Admit it: Even though you might have gone along with everyone else when they said they couldn't care less about Levi Johnston (not) showing his johnson in the (web)pages of Playgirl last month, you secretly couldn't get enough of him.
It was you clicking through page after page of tabloid hearsay about what went down during the shoot. It was you gobbling up the (let's face it -- pretty ho hum) soundbites Levi tossed our way whenever a microphone got within 60 feet of him. And it's you who is going to let out a little squeal when we tell you that you can now bid on the hockey gear Johnston donned (once he stripped everything else off) for his notorious Playgirl photos.
Josh Koll, the gay amateur hockey player who lent his equipment (no, not that kind of equipment) to Playgirl is now doing what any red-blooded American guy with a virile entrepreneurial spirit would do: he's making a buck (or several hundred) off of Johnston's infamy. And why not? Johnston is making a buck (or many thousand) off of Sarah Palin's infamy -- and what's more -- who (besides you, you Levi Johnston-loving crazies) would want his hockey gear back after someone else had rubbed their sweaty junk all over it?