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Who knew the C in JCPenney stood for "Class"?
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> America's Next Top Model's first transgender contestant, Isis King, was on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday to talk about her transition surgery, which Tyra surprised her with last year. She got another surprise this time around -- a marriage proposal from her boyfriend Desmond.

> The Real World Brooklyn's Chet, or a life-sized cardboard cut-out thereof, defended the Mormon church against the crazy claims of "a couple people" to the L.A. Times. "A couple people take the LDS Church for being antigay and they're not at all. They're very pro-family, but they're not antigay."

> If a countess is only a countess cuz she's married to a count, is she still a countess when she gets divorced? This is just one of the profound questions we must grapple with today in lieu of the news that Real Housewife and class-consciousness consultant Luann de Lesseps's royal marriage is ending.

--JESSANNE COLLINS

Previously > Carson Kressley confesses to closet butchness!