Quickies: Brad Pitt gets told how it is, Ferruccio Pazzoni leaves Valentino, and more

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Brad Pitt got served. It's being reported that some drunk lady told him he looked "as ugly as a dog" in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. She also said: "You should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible." Thank you, some drunk lady. [Jezebel]

Ferruccio Pazzoni has left his position as menswear designer at Valentino. With this exit coming soon after womenswear designer Alessandra Facchinetti's speedy firing last fall, heads seem be rolling. [Reuters]

In men's fashion show news: Savile Row's Kilgour will not show in Paris, but instead hold appointments at their private London showroom. John Paul Gaultier is said to be launching a children's collections, and it could debut as early as Paris Fashion Week with little tykes walking his new looks down the runway during his men's show. [WWD]

Over at the Guardian, Hadley Freeman is calling for an end to bad men's hair. Lead the mob, honey. We'll be there with our torches and pitchforks. [Guardian]

Is Steven Alan launching a callabo-line with Uniqlo? He may have let it slip in an interview with The Informer. Loose lips sink ships, Steven. [The Cut] via [Racked] via [TFI]

If you love Rachel Zoe, you say "I DIE" or "Bananas," like, 20 times a day. Well now you can simply where it on a shirt and save us all the redundancy. [The Cut]

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