Sarah Paulson Wishes She Had Worn a Diaper When She Met Rihanna

Sarah Paulson is quickly becoming one of our favorite interviewees on any talk show. After first trying so hard to avoid being scared on Ellen that she worked herself into a bit of hysteria, now the actress is sharing stories about the Met Gala and Oceans 8 production with Jimmy Fallon.

In what began as an innocent discussion about how Drew Barrymore confronted her about her impression of her, Paulson devolved into giggles about smuggling tequila around the Met in a friend's pants and how she wishes she had worn something more absorbent when she met Rihanna for the first time.

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"It was kind of crazy" Paulson said of the vibe on the Oceans 8 set, with the spectrum ranging from Shakespeare and Cate Blanchett to "Bitch Better Have My Money" and Rihanna. "I wish I had worn a diaper when I met her because..." she said, trailing off with some hand gestures. With prompting from Fallon she finishes: "Just a little, tiny - just like a little squirt."

After the pair both stutter and flail a bit Paulson tried to clarify: "I don't mean - you know - the one not the two - the good kind." We know, Sarah. We know. Watch, below.