The New Year�s Resolutions I�ve Already Broken

1. I will not spend any time online at any site that involves the combination of letters and numbers: M4M. 2. I will not use the word girl unless the person Im talking about has a vagina. 3. I will get back into those G-Star jeans that I bought and wore once before Thanksgiving happened. 4. I will not spend any time online at any site that involves the combination of letters and numbers: M4Mat work. 5. I will put more money in a savings account than I spend on sunglasses. 6. I will read more classic literatureand outdated issues of People dont count as classic. 7. Im going to be really, really nice to everyone. Even people I work with. 8. The gymreally.