Six Favorite Things To Do For the Holidays

1. Get in touch with your inner Sugarplum Fairy. 2. Find five cute guys and show them that, Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. 3. Go to a bear Christmas party and sit in Santas lapas many of them as you can! 4. Find someone and demonstrate that giving really is better than receiving. 5. Send coal-filled stockings to your least-favorite homophobic congresspeople. 6. Drive people at work crazy doing your best Bob Cratchit: But its Christmas, sir