Beyonce's former drummer Kimberly Thompson has filed a civil harassment restraining order against the pop diva, accusing Beyonce of using "extreme witchcraft" to harass her. According to legal documents obtained by Pitchfork, Thompson claims that her former Boss (the capital B is intentional) practices "extreme witchcraft" and used "magic spells of sexual molestation" to harass her. Thompson claims that Beyonce's supernatural influence murdered her kitten.
Thompson initially requested the restraining order on September 19 and there is a hearing scheduled for October 11. In an email exchange with Pitchfork, Thompson confirmed the restraining order. "All accusations... I survived are real," she wrote.
While it's fully believable that Beyonce's has the power to magically enforce her will onto reality -- hasn't she been doing that for years? -- would she really use the dark arts to murder her drummer's cat? Spooky!