Bitch, this is everything! Between Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again and her album of ABBA covers, Dancing Queen, Cher has been very busy this year. There’s even a Broadway show about her life now — you know, the one Kanye West texted his way through? But the legend doesn’t seem satisfied with the amount of Cher content now available and she’s gearing up for even more in 2019.
On Tuesday night, Cher tweeted that she is “Writing Life Story” and has a “Book Due Out First Part Of 2020” with a “Bio Pic To Follow.” That’s right girls and gays, we’re not only getting the definitive tell-all of Cher’s life, it’s seemingly going to be adapted into a film as well.
Writing Life StoryBook Due Out First Part Of 2020
Bio Pic To Follow
— Cher (@cher) December 12, 2018
With a Cher memoir and biopic in the works, I couldn’t help but pitch a few possible titles.
Bitch, You’re Nothing & I’m Cher
If I Could Turn Back Time, I’d Ask for a Bigger Advance
Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves (Not PC, Sorry!)
Strong Enough (To Write This Memoir)
A Book for the Lonely
I also hope that the book is written the same way Cher tweets, with every word capitalized and streams of emojis representing Cher’s stream of consciousness. And I hope it’s 1,000 pages long with no photos. New York Times Best Seller list, here we come!