Lady Gaga Is Engaged

Lady Gaga is engaged, according to Us Weekly.

Christian Carino, the 48-year-old celebrity agent whose clients include Harry Styles and Miley Cyrus, reportedly popped the question over the summer after asking Gaga's dad for permission.

As the superstar cancelled her Joanne world tour due to fibromyalgia, the pair are focusing on Gaga's health before any wedding planning, though we politely offer these event concepts: ceremony in the Sistine Chapel, reception in a stone cave along the Mediterranean, performances by cave trolls and Madonna, catering by In 'n Out, and photography by Asia Kinney.

In her Netflix documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two, Mother Monster opened up about her love problems in the past, saying: "I'm always at a shoot with some fucking great news, and my love life's imploded. It's a sad day when I'm doing the Super Bowl and, like, I'm so excited to do it but I can't help but realize that when I sold 10 million records, I lost Matt [Williams]. I sold 30 million, I lose Luc [Carl]. I get the movie [A Star Is Born], I lose Taylor [Kinney]. It's like a turnover. This is the third time I've had my heart broken like this."

Now watch Gaga sing "I don't wanna be alone forever, but I can be tonight" in her "Gypsy" SNL performance: